Your Body… What can I say? The lead single off Xtina’s forthcoming seventh album…

Look, Xtina is a great singer, I love her, I grew up dancing my own “Dirrty” choreo in my room LMAO, I mean, I love her style (especially in the 2000’s) and she is “beautiful in every single way”. She deserves a great comeback and a successful lead single. But I’m afraid this is not and won’t be the case. Your body is a good song, but at the same time it’s too simple and easy, that’s it. It’s not even very catchy. (See my previous post) The song is about being horney ” tonight’s your lucky night”, having sex, blah blah like almost every other song on the radio.

On the other hand, “Die Young” by Ke$ha is a silly song with silly lyrics, horrible vocals and nothing new, but it’s so catchy! It’s so Ke$ha, and It’s already #3 on iTunes. Like WTF? You know what I mean? 

Ugh I don’t know how to feel about Xtina’s new single because I know she could’ve done it better. She is way better than that, I don’t even know why she hasn’t got rid of all that make up tbh.

Anyway, let’s wait for the album “Lotus” (I love the title). It might surprise us!

Go Xtina!

Came here tonight to get you out of my mind, 
I’m gonna take what I find. (uh oh, yeah)
So open the box, don’t need no key I’m unlocked.
And I won’t tell you to stop. (uh oh, yeah)

(Hey boy)
I don’t need to know where you’ve been, 
All I need to know is you and no need for talking.(hey boy)
So don’t even tell me your name, 
All I need to Know is whose place, 
And let’s get walkin’.

All I wanna do is f**k your body.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want me.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.

All I wanna do is f**k your body.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want me.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.

It’s true what you heard, I am a freak, I’m disturbed.
So come on and give me your worst. (uh oh, yeah)
We’re moving faster than slow, 
If you don’t know where to go, 
I’ll finish off on my own. (uh oh, yeah)

(Hey boy)
I don’t need to know where you’ve been, 
All I need to know is you and no need for talking.(hey boy)

So don’t even tell me your name, 
All I need to Know is whose place, 
And let’s get walkin’.

Say say hey

All I wanna do is f**k your body.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want me.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.

All I wanna do is f**k your body.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want me.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.

Yeah yeah

I think you already know my naaame.
I think you already know my naaame.

Heeeyyy heyyy
Ha! 
Alright! 
Say



I think you already know my naaame.

All I wanna do is f**k your body.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.
Hey hey, Saaay
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want me.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.

All I wanna do is f**k your body.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.
Say, say, heeey
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want me.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh

(Source: Spotify)

I want your wallet, I want your disease. I want your obesity as long as it’s free promo.

The media called Gaga “fat”, she pretended she didn’t care and the next day she came up with a new movement called “Body Revolution 2013”. It really hurt her, huh? So here’s Lady Gaga, once again, taking advantage of a serious social issue, this time a global health problem: Eating disorders.

I can’t wait for her fans to say something like: “Of course she does it because she cares about this issue, not because she is promoting a new album”

*insert pre-recorded laughs here*. 

But I wonder…

Why would a woman who supposedly loves and accepts her body, allow a magazine to photoshop her image waaaaay too much so she could be on the cover? Yes, this month, the same month of her “Body Revolution” movement, Gaga is on the cover of a magazine that has been promoting unrealistic beauty standards for 120 years now.

Hypocrite much?

But don’t worry, fat people of the world! You don’t need to take care of your health, you don’t have to exercise, there’s no need to change your diet because you were born that way. Just get your fat rolls ready because, thank God, we have Gaga. The most appropriate person to talk about accepting our bodies. All you have to do  is:

• Accept yourself
• Be brave
• Soak yourself in alcohol 
• Be brave
• Smoke some weed 
• Take a course in Photoshop (or hire a pro, in case you want to look skinny on the cover of a magazine)
• Be more brave than ever for the next step
• Take pictures of yourself -preferably half naked- and post them to littlemonsters.com (don’t forget to suck your stomach in while you pose for the camera). 
• You are ready to start whining about how fat and miserable you feel.
• Wait for everybody to post a comment.

“There’s nothing wrong in loving who you are”

But being unhealthy, promoting the use of drugs plus alcohol-based diets, and the next day crying and playing the victim card just because you want to take advantage of a real  health problem is WRONG. That’s how the most famous celebrity on the planet works.

Ugh. These creatures make me sick. See? This is what I was talking about a few posts ago.

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Beautiful face for a beautiful voice.

(via xtinaexclusive)

Sorry, but the word “bullying” is being overused by some celebrities and fictional characters like “Lady Gaga” who clearly are only interested in taking advantage of a REAL and serious problem. And it’s not my fault that Lady Gaga and you, little monsters -or most of you- love playing the victim card just because you don’t take criticism very well.

Dear world, what’s going on? I feel like I’m in the twilight zone or something.

When I say that Lady Gaga lies because her perfume is NOT the first black perfume ever, I’m a bully.

When I point out that Lady Gaga’s image was Photoshoped way too much so she can be on the cover of Vogue, I’m a bully. Even though it’s pretty obvious and all the world can see it, I shouldn’t talk about it because it makes me a bully.

When I say that Lady Gaga’s stage looks cheap and her speech is boring and narcissist, I’m a bully because I’m jealous and I can’t see her as the talented angel that she is. 

Even when I’ve recognized that I LOVE The Fame era, but at the same time I think that the BTW era sucks, I’m a bully AND stupid because I can’t understand her musical evolution and I’m not capable to see how flaw-free her art is.

But when you call my favorite artist “Madonna old hag you should die, you’re disgusting and old and oh! I hate you and your children are ugly and oh! die bitch, you’re old! And you should be retired because no one wants to see you and OMG you’re so ugly and desperate and hahaha you look like a man, your tits are disgusting hahaha you can’t sing and you’re a flop because you’re old and and and I hate you old bitch!” it is ok, right?

WTF?

Sorry, but the word “bullying” is being overused by some celebrities and fictional characters like “Lady Gaga” who clearly only want to take advantage of a REAL and sad problem. And it’s not my fault that most of the little monsters (and Lady Gaga herself) like playing the victim card just because they don’t take criticism very well.

P.S. Fuck you, tag sheriff!

A picture is worth a thousand words. 

Source: Gaga Cheat